NONSENSE VERSE

My Sovereign Premier

Mother of God, my dear Danielle

May I say, just what the hell

Seven grand souls from The Hat

Gifted you your big chief’s cap

Personality, pundit, lobbyist

Rural restaurant hobbyist

How is it your podcast views

Echo those of Rebel News

Using language so imprecise

Did you flunk high school twice

Off the rails, full backtrack

Another false fact to retract

More misinformation to clarify

Or misspeak instead of lie

But everything you say at first

Truly reflects your very worst

meGeoff has been your most unreliable, unbalanced and inaccurate alternative source of excruciatingly bad poetry since 2013. The novella Of Course You Did is my latest book. Visit www.megeoff.com for links to purchase it in your preferred format from various retailers.