NONSENSE VERSE
Talkin’ Tech
Hey, are you mentally ill?
Your voice is kinda shrill
Screaming at your iPhone
Suspect you’re never alone
That Bluetooth in your ear
Is most becoming, my dear
See you got headphones on
But I hear that lousy song
“I bought Japanese sushi
You kick like Bruce Lee”
Let’s go to the rock show
Pay to watch one-inch video
And your pic on Instagram?
Hashtag: “I’m so glam”
The hell did you just Tweet?
A motor neuron missed a beat
You get a hit of “dopa-meme”
Checking on your Facebook stream
I don’t like to be with you
Us, and your device too
You can’t talk to me
Too many videos to see
You’re a world class app
A damn phone on your lap
It rang during the eulogy
You took the call sheepishly
Turn it on in a parking slot
Stare at it on a crosswalk
It’s time to drive distracted
Your future life redacted
Talkin bout my generation
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