A FAN’S NOTES
Games Kids Play
About ten days ago I was asked to speak to
a grade five class about Montreal .
My hometown was a topic for their geography class and perhaps history too; I’ve
no idea of current curriculum subject umbrellas and I haven’t attended grade
five since 1971. I boned up on the facts as I was taught them and I boned up on
everything else I’ve learned about Montreal
since learning became a pleasure and not an institutional obligation.
Their teacher indicated to me that her
class loved stories, personal ones. I was warned that if I started taking too
many questions too soon the dynamic would shift and the kids would take over,
overwhelmed by their curiosity. Sure enough, what I’d prepared quickly went out
the window and we ended up talking about what it was like for me to be their
age in Montreal
way back when. The topic of sports came up because there were very few
distractions from playing games back then, no colour TV, no cable TV, no
computers. Most of the kids were shocked, shocked that my friends and I didn’t
play soccer or much tennis, but they agreed hockey, football and baseball were
pretty good sports too.
I was captivated by their enthusiasm. How
they chattered on about their favourite activities and games, players and teams,
as infectious as a hospital. Nothing was said about civic strong-arming for
subsidized facilities, doping, cheating, graft, corruption, scandal, ticket
prices, the machinery of global branding and growing the untapped Chinese
market. Here was sport distilled down to its essence, the pleasure and joy it provides
in its many forms; I’d forgotten those feelings.
The Port Ruppert Mundys, the nine featured
in Philip Roth’s The Great American Novel
(and it is) are legendary in the sub-genre of ‘baseball’ fiction for their
homelessness. The withering Montreal Expos evoked the Mundys as they straggled
to Puerto Rico for home games in San
Juan . The Canadian Football League Toronto Argonauts
were nomads last season, displaced by the Pan-Am Games and the baseball Blue
Jays playoff run. The Argos wore home blues and
hosted games in Hamilton, Ottawa
and… Fort McMurray .
The catastrophic wildfires up that way have bequeathed Alberta at least two new Mundys. Life
imitates art, again.
The Alberta Football League Fort McMurray
Monarchs will play this season in Spruce Grove, a community about 20 minutes
west of the green Edmonton City Limit sign and about five hours south of where
they should be. They will play their games wearing uniforms and equipment
donated by the CFL’s Edmonton Eskimos, Calgary Stampeders and Saskatchewan
Roughriders. Other AFL clubs have pitched in with fundraising efforts and
additional equipment.
Here in the capital there’s a ballpark on
the flats of the North Saskatchewan , beneath
downtown. Picturesque, and to date it has avoided the high and inside wrecking
balls pitched by developers. This season the Alberta Major Baseball League
Edmonton Prospects will share their home grounds with the Fort McMurray Giants,
their expansion cousins. Watching baseball, any game in any park, has always
been one of those small, constant and consistent pleasures in my life: I’m in
grade five again except I can have a beer though my back might not tolerate
nine innings. And I find crowds, cheerleaders and cheesy contests increasingly
annoying, but still… from my perspective I’ll have two home teams to support
during the short season (two months) and twice as many games to choose from.
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