NONSENSE VERSE

 

Fifty Shades of Schadenfreude

 

‘Fuck her right up in her pussy!’

Rape’s a sport and you’re no wussy

 

From whence this frat boy juvenilia?

Perhaps your undersized genitalia?

 

You’ve neither manners nor respect

And apparently, limited intellect

 

Christ, you’ve not an ounce of sense

Your parents quit on a son so dense

 

Now you’re a topic of public shaming

Dude, that’s your name they’re naming

 

And this is how the digital mob rules

By hashtagging our society’s fools

 

You best be wary of social media

You might earn a page on Wikipedia

 

Then your employer shut out the lights

Makes you wonder about human rights

 

Being an ass, well, it ain’t no crime

So how does it feel up yours this time?