A FAN’S NOTES
RE2PECT
That’s not the way Otis Redding wrote it.
That’s not the way Aretha Franklin sang it. But they were not ghosts in Nike’s
massive marketing machine. During tonight’s telecast of Major League Baseball’s
annual all-star game the American sports and lifestyle brand will pay homage to
one of its most enduring and reliable celebrity assets, New York Yankees team
captain and shortstop Derek Jeter. The 1:31 commercial is already up at Nike’s
Jordan.com site and at Sports Illustrated’s
Extra Mustard.
Jeter is 40 now. At the mid-summer break of
his 20th season, he’s hitting a solid .272 but that’s almost 40
points below his current lifetime battering average of .311. Hardcore seamheads
disparage his defense on the shale between second and third even though he has
won five Gold Gloves. And five World Series championship rings. He will retire
as one of the greatest New York Yankees ever. This is substantial praise in
baseball’s modern era of free agency and expansion. This is very different from
retiring as the greatest Florida/Miami Marlin ever. Nike marketing execs never
once had a whiff of scandal, not sex, not violence, not steroids. And yet,
Jeter is an easy player to loathe. Primarily because the New Jersey native is a Yankee, always has
been and because he did not wear number 2 on his back for the Montreal Expos
(insert your club here).
The RE2PECT spot opens with Jeter walking
to the plate at home in the Bronx. He adjusts
the brim of his batting helmet. The opposing pitcher looking in to his catcher
for the sign tugs the brim of his Boston
cap down lower. The Yankees’ third base coach taps the brim of his helmet to
relay a dugout message to the hitter. The fans in the stadium, including
director Spike Lee and 9/11 Mayor Rudy Giuliani, then tip their caps to the
Yankee captain. On the streets of New
York City cabbies, cops, firemen, a hotel doorman in an elaborate uniform, more
fans and sundry celebrities pause to tip their caps to Jeter. It’s enough to
make a middle-aged and sentimental sports fan grow misty eyed. Instant
nostalgia is neatly avoided with instances of humour akin to a fade-away slide:
the faces of three Jeter-saluting cross-town rival New York Mets along with
their hydrocephalic mascot Mr. Met are conspicuously pixilated to ensure
anonymity.
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