NONSENSE VERSE

Abbreviations and Acronyms

WTF OTT IMHO TLC

LOL RSVP TMI BYOB

Mesmerizing fractions in grade three

Fun with phonics, commit to memory

STEM MA CPA BC

MBA BFA BS PhD

Higher learning to the nth degree

Study was anathema, dear me

IPO EOD APR LLP

ROI DEI EOE NYSE

Incorporated boardroom sleaze

Groups of letters to appease

WTO NGO IMF COD

BRIC OPEC OECD

Costly branches of a money tree

Infinite credit lifetime guarantee

IOS ARR AI ESG

SI LLM EA IDC

Crypto cash with a Capitol T

Elon, Ivanka and junior Donnie

EPL MLS IOC WWE

CFL NFL NHL MLB

Network sports were almost free

Now providers demand a fee

AfN ANC GOP BJP

CCP PPC UCP NDP

Party favours doled politically

What’s to become of ideology

SIS RCMP NSA CCSE

CIA FSB BND CCTV

Extras in a movie rated B

In the frame of state security

UAF RCN SAS IRG

CAF PLA IDF USMC

Trigger fingers ever itchy

Forever God and country

MDA ABV THC CBD

RSV OCD CPR EMT

Initials of humanity, the death of me

Once combined they act swiftly

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