NONSENSE VERSE

The Greek Alphabet

Classical antiquity

Is mostly Greek to me

I was not an Alpha dog

Just another working cog

Phi Beta Krappa

A photo of Frank Zappa

And Chi goes with Sox

Chicago baseball talk

Oh Epsilon Epsilon

William Faulkner read you wrong

His was not the Tau of Pooh

Piglet Tigger and little Rhoo

Good gosh Omicron

On the heels of Delta’s dawn

Hell I wasn’t ready

For a virus so unsteady

Curses on this life of Pi

Gamma rays make me cry

I can’t cope one more Iota

Pour me another vodka soda

Upsilon and down the hatch

Got my third Moderna batch

A must avoid this social stigma

Though the letter I sought was Sigma

Alas now what can I do

Sans a muse for Nu and Mu

Although maybe La(m)bda

Could sound like La Bamba

Letters Theta and Eta

Rhyme with crumbly feta

And what about Xi and Psi

Do they Scrabble qualify 

But Catherine Zeta-Jones

Michael Douglas moans

I now so dread Omega

Like a song by Suzanne Vega                   

meGeoff has been your most unreliable, unbalanced and inaccurate alternative source of painfully poor poetry since 2013. But my novella Of Course You Did is the Platonic ideal of that particular literary form, honest. Visit www.megeoff.com to find your preferred format and retailer.