NONSENSE VERSE

The United Conservative Party Fight Song (Cheat Sheets Available)

My Ma and Pa were sibs

Raised up cross-eyed kids

For Alberta free and strong

Inbred genes gone wrong

I don’t read the news

Doesn’t suit my views

My reality it seems

A host of internet memes

Covid is an elitist joke

A verified commie hoax

I won’t get no vax

‘Cause I know the facts

Rodeos and QAnon

Sunday best, tin hat on

A global conspiracy

Can’t fool me

Tried to drink javel

Didn’t feel so well

Now my Invermectin

Is a miracle confection

Think I've shat my breath

Feeling much like death

Gasping in the ICU

I’ll leave room for you

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