NONSENSE VERSE

Scamp’s Crooked 9 Blues

I’m a cranky old tabby big as rugby ball

Said, I’m a cranky old tabby big as rugby ball

Hear me rumblin’ all down your front hall

I’m a cranky old tabby pacing the kitchen floor

Said, I’m a cranky old tabby pacing the kitchen floor

You don’t feed me Whiskas I ain’t goin’ purr no more

I’m a cranky old tabby sippin’ at the bathroom sink

Said, I’m a cranky old tabby sippin’ at the bathroom sink

You better run that tap ‘cause man I need a drink

I’m a cranky old tabby with a crusty butt

Said, I’m a cranky old tabby with a crusty butt

Better change my litter or I’ll drop a you know what

I’m a cranky old tabby snoozing on a comfy chair

Said, I’m a cranky old tabby snoozing on a comfy chair

When I wake up you better comb my tiger hair

I’m a cranky old tabby wailin’ at the wall

Said, I’m a cranky old tabby wailin’ at the wall

Dear Lord deliver me won’t you heed my call