NONSENSE VERSE

The Song of Tweeterdumbest

I’ve unleashed a Twitter deluge

Because I’m big very huge

Look at my tie note how long

It suggests my mighty schlong

I’ve shilled rotgut rancid steak

I leveraged daddy’s real estate

I love gold and I love gilt

I do gauche right to the hilt

I never read I just watch TV

Paid a ghost to glorify me

I’m the face of a luxury brand

Voice of the common man

Women are a kind of icky

They bleed and then get sticky

I trust Info Wars and Fox News

Alternative facts is what I choose

Muslims and Mexicans on report

No rooms left at my resort

What’s the deal with the FBI

Poking Vlad right in the eye

I want to nuke North Korea

Paris accords NAFTA see ya

I’m undoing what’s been done

Paid my family to join the fun

You liberal haters and loser elites

A thousand cuts from my tweets