NONSENSE VERSE

Ave Amor Jesu (a Catholic hymn arranged for choral and organ)

Jesus Christ is a pretty nice guy to all us wretched sinners

Sundays He serves up brunch, sometimes He springs for dinner

Jesus Christ was a hirsute guy, like all us hairy sinners

But He only grew a beard because He had no trimmer

Jesus Christ is a guiding light to all of us filthy sinners

Sunbeams sparkle on His head, His halo has no dimmer

Jesus Christ is patient too, with all us miserable sinners

Sometimes He does get mad though His temper is on simmer

Jesus Christ was a fisherman and hope for us drowning sinners

He learned to walk on water because He was no swimmer

Jesus Christ is an upbeat guy amongst all us guilty sinners

He said Life is bad but when you’re dead you will be a winner