SAINTS PRESERVE US

 

Hinterland Who’s Who

 

Item from this morning’s Globe and Mail: The Canadian Radio and Telecommunications Commission alleges that two specialty porn channels may not be airing enough Canadian content or closed captioning.

 

Cue the loon.

 

The Canadian beaver or Castor canadensis is an industrious, mainly nocturnal creature known for its inherent shyness. This happy little soul prefers to frolic privately in dark, moist places. The beaver may be found virtually everywhere in Canada and thrives especially in densely populated urban areas after Happy Hour. Beavers are generally tame and are prized by the vast majority of Canadians who either own one or would like to pet one. For more information about our frisky friend the beaver, why not contact the Canadian Wildlife Service in Ottawa?