Fifty Shades of Schadenfreude
‘Fuck her right up in her pussy!’
Rape’s a sport and you’re no wussy
From whence this frat boy juvenilia?
Perhaps your undersized genitalia?
You’ve neither manners nor respect
And apparently, limited intellect
Christ, you’ve not an ounce of sense
Your parents quit on a son so dense
Now you’re a topic of public shaming
Dude, that’s your name they’re naming
And this is how the digital mob rules
By hashtagging our society’s fools
You best be wary of social media
You might earn a page on Wikipedia
Then your employer shut out the lights
Makes you wonder about human rights
Being an ass, well, it ain’t no crimeSo how does it feel up yours this time?